So Lena and I were chatting online as per usual and had horrific news and, of course, had to tell me right away. Well, I was mortified, naturally of course. KRIS LETANG CUT HIS HAIR! Oh the humanity. It was so beautiful. Here is a tribute of Kris hair of past.
This gave me an idea for some tomfoolery with Kris. So here it goes. In this story I am of course said "friend" of Kristopher. The setting of this takes place in a coffeehouse after Kris' haircut.
I sit in the coffee shop, waiting for Kris, some hot man walking in and I check him out. He smiles and comes over to me. I'm thinking, "Oh my god, he's coming over to me..."
"Bonjour Nicole," he says, saying my name perfectly. I look up at him and my mouth drops.
"Kristopher?" I ask, looking at him, completely amazed and upset all at the same time.
"What seems to be the problem?" he asks, giving me that smile of his.
"YOUR HAIR!" I exclaim. "Your gorgeous, sexy hair... it's all gone..."
He chuckles. "I'm sorry," he says. "I had to. It was annoying the shit out of me."
"Well... okay," I pout.
He frowns. "You don't think it's sexy anymore," he says.
"Oh no I do. Trust me I do," I say. "But it's just a complete shock. It's been a long time since you've had short hair."
"Yes I know," he says. "It's not super short. I still think I'm sexy."
"You'll always be sexy," I say, smiling a bit. "Want some coffee now?"
End of Story.
Now that I've had a couple of days to think about Letang's hair; it really does suit him and looks fantastic. As the video shows:
Now, I personally think that Kris' hair was perfect when he won gold at the World Juniors. He's so young in this picture. RIP Luc :(
RIP Letang's Hair. And as Lena said to me the other night. He needs to have a memorial service for his hair. For women and Lemangs (thank you HockeyJunkies) everywhere.
Posted by Nicole
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